I’m married to Brad Pitt

by Connie Veneracion on November 9, 2007



It isn’t unusual for a parent to bend over backwards to make a child’s dream come true. But to what lengths will a daughter go to make her father’s dream come true?

Speedy has a dream. He says he looks like Brad Pitt. Okay, maybe it’s more of an illusion or a delusion rather than a dream. Whatever. It’s his thing. Whenever Brad Pitt has a new film, he always asks if I have seen HIS latest film. When we’re watching a Brad Pitt movie at home and I sigh and say, “Ang guwapo talaga!”, Speedy would pose his face and say thank you. The girls and I would always exclaim “Ang kapaaaal!!!” and we’d laugh and make fun of him especially since the difference in physique is quite marked. He’d retaliate by saying it’s just the face, not the body.

Well. Sam finally did something about her father’s dream. She doesn’t have enough money yet to hand him a gift certificate for a cosmetic surgery so she did the next best thing.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, with a twist

Why his lips are twisted that way, well… perhaps, he’s hoping you’d see what he’d like you to see. What do you see? :mrgreen:

By the way, someone else shares the Brad Pitt dream.

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{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

1

Kongkong622 11.09.07 at 9:08 am

Pwede!! Papasa syang tatay ni Maddox at ni Pax :)

2

Toni 11.09.07 at 9:15 am

Haha your daughter is so funny! How did your husband react? :)

3

Connie Veneracion 11.09.07 at 9:29 am

Kongkong, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tama ka run! HAHAHAHAHA

Toni, his immediate reaction was to demand that we frame the photo. but he threw the pillow at me when he found out I posted the pic here. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

4

bayi 11.09.07 at 11:47 am

I like your family. All of you have open minds and an inclination to good humor.

Bwahahahaha…..:)

5

rhodora 11.09.07 at 11:52 am

Hehehe. Hay, husbands talaga. My husband naman claims he is Boyet de Leon’s look alike.

6

Connie Veneracion 11.09.07 at 12:04 pm

bayi, humor is the best survival technique in this age of rat race and urban jungles. :grin:

rhodora, you know, when I recently saw Boyet de Leon in Julian Makabayan, I was thinking, susme, que guapo! que guapo! Funny thing is I never really appreciated his good looks when I was younger.

7

Basapa 11.09.07 at 12:48 pm

Bwahahahah!

8

karen 11.09.07 at 3:11 pm

miss sassy, baka dumugin kayo ng mga paparazzis niyan. ;)

9

julie 11.09.07 at 3:59 pm

Nice! Teka, bakit si Angelina yan kasama? hihihi!

Galing ni Sam! :)

10

rolly 11.09.07 at 9:13 pm

Pwede! Sabihin mo kay speedy parang hindi nagbago hitsura. Kaya lang bakit mahaba ang buhok at naka dress sya???

Hmmm, ay mali. Kay Angelina pala ko nakatingin. Bwahahaha

11

rhodora 11.09.07 at 10:20 pm

Connie, mas guwapo kasi si Boyet ngayong nag mature siya kaysa noong bata pa. Though I heard he had some works done on his face. Nevertheless. ang katawan, hay, naku, to die for! hahaha!

12

julie 11.09.07 at 11:13 pm

Connie, I know this may sound trivial to you but I have something for you here:

http://teacherjulie.com/2007/11/09/i-love-your-blog/

13

sha 11.10.07 at 2:28 am

talaga kayo ha… pwede ito sa enquirer…

14

Connie Veneracion 11.10.07 at 6:24 am

Basapa, I KNOW you hahahaha Why didn’t you type in your URL? LOL

Karen, hahahahaha baka lalong maniwala si Speedy na magkamukha nga sila hahahaha

Julie, sabi ni Sam, PINAKINIS daw nya mukha ng daddy nya sa pic. Naisip ko, eh bakit, sobrang bukol-bukol na ba? hahahaha

Tito Rolly, salbahe ka! Salbahe ka! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Rhodora, last time we were at the Mall of Asia, Boyet and Sandy were there. Nakita ni Speedy but I didn’t. He said, ganda lalaki daw talaga. Tipong standout sa crowd. Sayang di ko nakita. Sana nagmala-paparazzi ako dun.

Julie, salamat. :) And congrats. Naku, mag-iisip na naman ako ng papasahan. hehehe

Sha, kasama ng loch ness monster saka ni big foot? hahahahaha

15

Christianne 11.10.07 at 9:32 pm

Now, if only my daughter grew up to be as talented as Sam… ipapalagay ko mukha ko sa katawan ni Angelina :D

16

cheh 11.11.07 at 5:21 am

Naughty naughty girl!hehe

17

Connie Veneracion 11.11.07 at 11:00 am

Christianne, I was thinking of asking her the same thing hahahahaha

Cheh, ay how true. But aside from being naughty, she’s a lot of other things: dictatorial, demanding, bullish, extortionist…. hahahahah

18

Jean 11.16.07 at 11:59 am

Hahahaha! WOW GALENG!

I love this :D

19

Connie Veneracion 11.16.07 at 7:53 pm

Hehehe there’s a Troy photo in the works. :mrgreen:

20

Lisa 11.20.07 at 1:22 am

Connie, your b__bs are larger than Angelina’s.

Speedy, much as I appreciate you’re being so good to my friend, Bongbong Marcos max. Hindi talaga si Brad Pitt. Over!

Plus, if we agree that Speedy looks like Brad, then we must accept that Sam does, too! She looks exactly like her daddy! (I know, I know, she’ll hate me! She so wants to look like her mommy — pero hindi talaga!).

On hindsight, you should have called her Antonia, Toni for short, after her dad.

:) Lisa

p.s. Hi to Alex. Baka she feels left out, kasi I singled out other family members except her.

21

Connie Veneracion 11.20.07 at 7:43 am

Ows, my boobs are bigger? Lagot ka kay Sam hahahahahaha Both girls used to cry whenever someone commented na kamukha ni Speedy. Ngayon they just go, “Eeeewwww.” Pero, object pa rin.

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