Can’t decide if it’s gross, funny or downright weird
Warning: NOT for overly sensitive people.
One of the greatest pleasures of photography is to chance upon subjects that are naturally interesting.
Take the sign at the back of this truck, for instance.

The sign says “katas ng kurikung”. Obviously, “kurikung” is a misspelling of “kurikong” which is defined by the Urban Dictionary as “a very rough part of your skin that is too scary to touch.” And that’s a conservative definition. “Kurikong” can refer to anything from rough skin to a skin breakout that never seems to heal and is in a constant state of redness and irritation. You see it on someone and you shiver and go, “Eeewww!” because at the back of your mind, you wonder if the bacteria won’t jump on to your skin, get embedded and infect you.
Now, why a truck would carry a sign like that is mind-boggling. Weird sense of humor, perhaps? But it went beyond humor when we realized what the truck was carrying.

Onions. It was a delivery truck and the cargo was onions.
Of course, the sign and the cargo are unrelated but, you know… Personally, I can’t seem to shake off the association.
But, anyway, let’s move on from weird (or gross, if you want to put it that way) humor to weird nature. We were visiting the new house to measure the windows and the space allotted for the fridge and, on the road just before the subdivision gate, there was this dog sniffing around the sidewalk. Speedy slowed down and shouted, “Hyena! Hyena dog!” And I shouted back, “Stop the car and take a photo!”

So, there’s the hyena dog. It may also be a Pinoy dalmatian. You know, brown instead of white coat, and black spots.
Some days are really more strange than others. ![]()
A third of what’s been written about me is true, a third is half-true and the rest consists of drug-induced hallucinations. I suppose I’d better let me, rather than them, tell you 
12 responses to "Can’t decide if it’s gross, funny or downright weird"
i can imagine the other dogs shouting “AMPON! AMPON! AMPON!” hahaha
I think the dog was sired by a dalmatian.
10 years ago we had a dachshund given by my parents friends who migrated and can’t bring the dog with them. We tried to mate him with another pure-bred to no avail. He prefers native bitches around the neighboorhood.
Nowadays when I see “askal” around the neighboorhood that is short and somewhat stretch I smiled to myself thinking “Ah… another of Dutch’s descendant”.
The truck’s sign might be a variation of “keep distance”. O di ba, ingenious?
I think the dog’s got kurikong.
“katas ng kurikUng”, it’s very gross, weird, not funny and cheap.
Lots of kooky names here in UAE also.
LOL Kotsengkuba.
BlogusVox, yes, I think so too. At least there’s a dalmatian in the ancestry if it’s not one of the parents that’s a dalmatian. The spots are too evenly distributed for the common mongrel.
Tito Rolly, hahaha effective!
parehas iyang
“katas ng kurikong” doon sa pabiroto kong pelikulang pilipino. yung “alamat ng pitong kulangot”
Ngayon ko lang narinig yung title na yun ha!
Katas ng Kurikung will make a nice title for a website. And we should tell Hollywood to include that dog in the next 101 Dalmatians movie, if there’s one coming, that is. Thanks for the laugh.
“Katas ng Kurikung will make a nice title for a website.”
HAHAHAHA I wonder what the niche will be.
Maybe the truck owner is a skin doctor …or maybe kurikung is another name for “onion” in some far away Phil barrio
Ang gaganda ng theories ninyo! HAHAHAHA
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